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~Nepali Love Sms~

fat electrician while having sex
asks his wife – bhana timilai kasto laagi rahe6?
wife – priye ,load high bho tara voltage    kamchha .




~Nepali Love Sms~

chhataa ra keti maa ke different 6?

-chhatabuttom dabayera kholnu parchha ra

keti lai kholera buttom dabaunu parchha….




~Nepali Love Sms~

lady says another lady – jaba timro divorce bhayeko thiyo tyasa bela autai bachchaa thiyo tara ahile 3 jana bachchaaa , kasari?

lady – kahile kahi uni maafi maagna aauchha..




~Nepali Love Sms~

ek hijada le viagra khayo

sarir vitra bata aawaj aayo “maaf garnusa tapaiko sarirmaa yo sewa upalabda chhaina..




~Nepali Love Sms~

what is the tragedy of hindi film ‘sholay’?

ek ta thakurko budi thiyena tyasamaati dubai hatha

pani katiyeko thiyo …..




~Nepali Love Sms~

callgirl – wanna have sex?

man – yadi timi mero budile jasto garchhau bhane?

girl – tyo kasari ?

man – free maa…..




~Nepali Love Sms~

patrakarle nayika rekha sanga interview lidai

patrakar – bihaan uthane bitikai ke garnu hunchha ??

rekha – sabh bhanda pahila ghar janchhu…..




~Nepali Love Sms~

similality of mpbile n wife ?

dubai aruko ramro lagchha.

dubai naya ramro lagchha.

dubailai raat bhar charge garnu parchha….




~Nepali Love Sms~

Aama chhori doctor ko clinicma

doctor- sara kapada nikaler parda pachhi bed ma sutnus

girl – ma hoina mero aama ho

doctor- tyaso bhaye jibro nikalnus




~Nepali Love Sms~

school ma boys ra girls football khelnu aghi

girl-s- hami timiharulai harayer dekhai dinchhau

boys_la hami haryeu , ab dekhau..





 

 

~Nepali Love Shayari~

Kehi pal kolagi tada gayau timi, tadiyera pani najig chau harek pal timi, kasari birsieu yek pal pani timilai, jabachau harek pal timi |



~Nepali Love Shayari~

Timilai dekhe bina tasbir banauna sakchu ma, timilai bhete binae timro hal batauna sakchu ma, mero mitra tama yesto chemata cha saathi, timro aakha aashu aafno aakhabata bagauna sakchu ma |



~Nepali Love Shayari~

phool nai chahantheu bhane kopila tutayeu kina, dhoka nai dinu thiyo bhane jhutho aashwasan dekhayeu kina?



~Nepali Love Shayari~

harek kadam parikshya lina jindagi ta ho, harek samaye ma naya pidi dine jindagi tah ho, ma jindagisanga gunaso garu tah kasari garau ? timi jasto pyaro sathi dine pani jindagi tah ho |



~Nepali Love Shayari~

kehi aasha kehi aashu yeti ho jindagi timro aadhar, mero najar jati tah ho jindagi jivan khojdai katai tadha na jau hai timi dina sakchu timilai pira ti tah ho jindagi.



~Nepali Love Shayari~

yaad aayo bhaane bandha na garnu, bhet bhayena bhane pani dhukha namannu, hami sadhai sangai hunuparcha bhanne kehi chaina, tara mitratako dhoka kahile bandha na garnu |



~Nepali Love Shayari~

AKASH MA UDNE PANCHHI LAI K THAHA JAMIN KO GAHIRAI KATI CHHA BHANERA DHOKA DINE NISTHURI LAI K THAHA PREM KATI AMULYA CHA BHANERA!!!
HO |



~Nepali Love Shayari~

UPAHAR K DIU TIMILAI BHAYEKO ASU PANI SAKISAKYO SAHARA K DIU TIMILAI BHAYEKO EUTA ATMA PANI JALISAKYO!!



~Nepali Love Shayari~

Tumhein Bhoolne Main Hamein Kuch Waqt Lage Ga
Aur Wohi Kuch Waqt Hamari Zindagi Hai Janaa



~Nepali Love Shayari~

Prithvi katti thulo chha? Scientistlai thaha hunchha. Dharti katti pharakilo chha? Engineerlai thaha hunchha. Tara Prem katti gahiro hunchha? Premi premikalai pani thaha hunna |


 

 
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