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Santa Banta Love Shayari

~Santa Banta Love Shayari~

Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..




~Santa Banta Love Shayari~

Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha
Khudkushi Paap hai
Zulm hai Gunah hai
Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko
Goli maarle!




~Santa Banta Love Shayari~

Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole:
‘VAR MANGO VATS’
Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu..
‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’




~Santa Banta Love Shayari~

Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole:
‘VAR MANGO VATS’
Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu..
‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’




~Santa Banta Love Shayari~

Taxi Wala: Sir sorry
main meter chalu karna bhul gaya.
Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi
main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.




~Santa Banta Love Shayari~

SANTA: Rasgulle hai?
DUKANDAAR: Nahi
SANTA: Dekh lunga
DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge?
SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!




~Santa Banta Love Shayari~

Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge?
Ricksha wala: 50
Santa: 20 le lo.
Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega.
Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega..




~Santa Banta Love Shayari~

Golden Words By Hitler:
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
but.. keep moving
Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?